Technical Difficulties - [AU] Levi x Readerwhat-the-honk
“This fucking piece of shit.”
You sighed. “I told you that you didn’t have to play Mario Kart with me.”
Levi growled at you as he pathetically fumbled with the controller in his hands. Why did technology even exist? It was a monstrosity against mankind.
“It’s not my fault this wasn’t fucking built for human hands!” he spat. His patience was wearing thin on this ridiculous game.
To say that Levi experienced difficulties with technology wouldn’t do it justice. Every single thing powered by electricity he had no idea how to use. He was too traditional, too hands-on to realise the obscure simplicity of machines.
One time he attempted to make use the microwave, but hadn’t realised that metal didn’t go well with it and ended up setting the kitchen on fire. You should’ve known better than to allow him near it after he set the timer for sixty minutes rather than sixty seconds.
Levi was a professional ath
Levi x Reader ++Magic isn't real++(this may get a little confusing, but please bare with me XD lub yah~)IntrovertNarwhal
You poked the weird looking apple that was placed in a bowl at one of the market stalls. A hot pain was soon felt across the back of your hand.
“Ow, shit! Hey what was that for?” You lifted your head up. Your eyes met with a much older man.
“Dah fuck did you just call me?”
“Ah, um I-”
“Just don't touch my merch you stupid kid!” He shouted as spit came flying towards your face. Corporal Levi grabbed you by the hand, apologizing to the man and dragged you away from the stall.
“I can't leave you for one fucking second now can I (L/n)?!” He whispered loudly, his grip tightened with every word.
“Sorry sir, I... I just... that apple was weird!”
“If something is weird you don't just go around touching it, understand cadet?” He grunted under his breath. Obviously annoyed by your curiosity, and immaturity. You
LevixReaderxLevi-Sharing her Ch 1“You sure you can find your way back, (Name)?” Hanji asked a bit worried about her tipsy friend. You were always a light-weight when it came to drinking. You only had about 2-3 drinks at the bar, but it never lasted long. Seeing as how there was no training tomorrow, you didn't see the problem.FairyKeiStar
“HIC! You worry too much Hanji-San~” You giggled “I’ll be fine, trust me.” You waved at your friend. “I know where my room is.”
“I can take you if need be.” she urged on trying to help you stand up
“NO!” you pouted and moved from her grip, “I-I’m an adult. And you know I never stay drunk for long” you said as you walked away leaving Hanji stunned to say the least.
“Stupid Kuso-Megane” Levi said as he folded his arms across his chest “Just what the hell did she even do?”
“How should I know.” the stranger said as he stared at Levi “No use worrying